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Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - samcro - 29-03-2011 15:15

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WtGPTWODXUs#at=19">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... DXUs#at=19</a>

Ojciec Ballotelliego Big Grin


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - matys - 30-03-2011 13:19

Ukryty tekst:
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living.
"I'll bet he's an accountant." said the first builder.
"Looks more like a stockbroker to me." argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal.
"Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?" the builder said to the man.
Smiling the man replied, "I'm a logical scientist."
"A what?" asked the builder.
"Let me explain" the man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?"
A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens."
"Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?"
"A pond" the builder replied.
"Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden." The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued, "which means it's logical to assume you have a large house."
"I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself." the builder said proudly.
"Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..."
The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children."
"Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life."
"Five nights a week!" the builder boasted.
The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often."
"Never!" the builder exclaimed.
"Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!"
The builder left, very impressed by the man's talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?"
"Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist."
"A what?" the puzzled second builder asked.
"Let me explain" the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?"
"No" replied his mate.
"Well, you're a wanker then!"



Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - daniel - 01-04-2011 08:00

[flash=425,355]http://www.youtube.com/v/caL8kNYYuOA&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

Nawet śmieszne.


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - panopticum - 01-04-2011 11:48

Wchodzi facet do baru.
Jest alkoholikiem i niszczy swoją rodzinę.


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - samcro - 01-04-2011 14:17

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr19QX1p44c&feature=player_embedded">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr19QX1p ... r_embedded</a>


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - matys - 01-04-2011 21:13

panopticum napisał(a):Wchodzi facet do baru.
Jest alkoholikiem i niszczy swoją rodzinę.
[Obrazek: 2cqgwag.jpg]


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - paolo - 03-04-2011 10:15

[flash=425,344]http://www.youtube.com/v/YvlBJCmLqUY&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

Oglądać do końca.


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - RedLucas - 03-04-2011 12:14

Widzę, że pawlik idzie za najnowszymi trendami i z Klanu przerzucił się na Rodzinke.pl Wink


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - paolo - 03-04-2011 13:44

Gdyby nie joemonster nie wiedziałbym o istnieniu tego serialu (?), Luukaz.


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - Lukas - 03-04-2011 20:17

Cytat:Kiedy powstało Tesco w Świebodzinie?
5 lat przed Chrystusem.



Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - Rafcio - 03-04-2011 20:31

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuNMadoQmRg&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuNMadoQ ... re=related</a>

Big Grin


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - matys - 04-04-2011 23:42

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

Fajne Smile


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - Jaroldz - 05-04-2011 12:54

<a class="postlink" href="http://kwejk.pl/obrazek/32943/nie,prze%C5%BCy%C5%82,nikt.html">http://kwejk.pl/obrazek/32943/nie,prze% ... ,nikt.html</a>

<hahaha>


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - Lisu - 05-04-2011 14:12

Jaroldz napisał(a):http://kwejk.pl/obrazek/32943/nie,prze%C5%BCy%C5%82,nikt.html

<hahaha>
:plask:


Re: Śmiech to zdrowie - matys - 05-04-2011 19:04

[flash=480,390]http://www.youtube.com/v/Hhn5gT3uDgA&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_stronger_r2-2r-4-HM[/flash]

<hahaha> <hahaha>

E: Co za gość <hahaha> Inne filmiki równie ostro pojebane.

[flash=490,390]http://www.youtube.com/v/Y12FzNaF2Ys&feature=related[/flash]

"I, kurwa, nikt nie sapał do Ciebie, żeś, kurwa, po dwóch piwach, żeś porzygał mi dywan" Pobeczałem się ze śmiechu <hahaha>