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"hello...is this the police? Yeah, i rang up earlier about some noisy neighbours. Yeah, thats right, its an ongoing problem....about 34 years.....anyway, no need to send anyone now, its gone quiet..they must have gone out"


NEWSFLASH - Sky News are reporting a large explosion in the Stretford area of Manchester. First reports suggested a terrorist attack, but now it appears a blue bubble has burst and a Red Moon has been seen rising

Rio po końcowym gwizdku:



edit: no i mój absolutny faworyt:

What have Manchester City and Paul McCartney got in common?

They both get excited over 1 leg

pomoc dla tych, którzy mogą nie zajarzyć: <a class="postlink" href="http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mills">http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mills</a>